"At least I'm gonna die the way I always dreamed."

"leaving this world the same way i entered it, the circle of life is complete."

Me chinese
Me play trick
me put Ajax
on my ..........

tell me you don't smell that

I feel so much better. I thought I was the only one who looked at that picture and thought: it looks like a vulva. A bulging one at that....and that dark space looks like a head...shit, it's a picture of a baby's head crowning. I get the words to lyrics wrong, too...

Caption: Always Use Protection.

I've heard of Pink Eye, but that's ridiculous.

A little rough around the edges, but overall a nice shave job for an oriental.

General Nakahama tells troops to hit Godzilla in the brown eye with everything they've got.

Oh no, there goes Tokyo, oh no, Clitzilla.

Running for his life, Dr. Kim reconsiders at the last moment his bold attempt to deliver the baby of the largest woman on Earth.

Ling Po knew someone was staring at him, and shit himself when he discovered it was God.

"Its hard to shave there, so she recruited some help"

I feel like I am being watched by a big pussy.

One of Yao Ming's handlers, Wang is responsible for maintaining the eye-movement mainframe.

Call me crazy but I have this strange feeling like I'm being watched.....

Invasion of a BODY SNATCHER!!

What the fuck is that smell

cloning is legal in china. however, theire abilities are questionable.

chinese dwarfs are easily identified by their face masks.

boy, this acid is killer.