Site: The Reverse Cowgirl's Blog
Description: Wherein a writer attempts to justify the enormity of her porn collection
Webmaster Name: Susannah Breslin
Webmaster E-mail: Amazon62@earthlink.net
Birth Date of Site: August 2002
Traffic Data: 5K+/day, 800K+ since 8/02

1. What were your goals for The Reverse Cowgirl's Blog, and how's it going so far?
My initial goal was to become a prostitute. I needed some extra cash, and I figured the internet could be, like, my pimp. Unfortunately, I only got one offer for a $10 blowjob. So, after that, I decided to create a blog that tracked the life of a sex reporter and all her perverted interests.

2. The tagline for your site is "wherein a writer attempts to justify the enormity of her porn collection." How enormous is your porn collection?
It's so big that when Ron Jeremy holds his penis up next to it, his penis looks small in comparison. I think I have over 100 pornos now. They just keep coming in the mail. Sometimes, I give boxes of them away. I gave some to the guys who installed my DSL. They were appreciative.

3. Describe a typical post for your site? What do you try to accomplish with each update?
I try to accomplish the opposite of whatever I think people want from my blog. I change the format of the posts routinely. Sometimes, it's personal crap. Sometimes, it's links to coprophagy dolls and The Brazilian Cock Freak. I aim to provide links that are hard to find. I also like to provide content that is lurid, but that is smart and funny at the same time.

4. Your "about page" runs down an extensive list of sex-related content you've written and photographed. Care to plug some here?
I wrote a long investigative journalism piece on the LAPD crackdown in Porn Valley awhile back that one can read here. My photos can be seen here.

5. Is the reverse cowgirl your favorite position?
No. Is it yours?

6. Do you have a sense of what your site's demographics are like?
I imagine my readers are mostly white boys between the ages of 18 and 50 who like web sex content coupled with some polysyllabic talk and some funny jokes. I gather that women read the site, too. My guess is that they are postfeminist types.

7. In your photo gallery, there is a picture titled "Bukkake Girl's Bib," where a woman's nude chest is covered with a transparent sheet and a healthy dose of semen. I have a three part question: a) how was it arranged that you would photograph the event? b) how many men participated? c) where are the rest of the photos?
Having written about the adult industry for mainstream magazines, I've met various porn directors along the way. Jim Powers is one of the most notorious and personally entertaining. He's also the director of the American Bukkake video series, which is filmed in North Hollywood. For the first bukkake shoot I attended, I was writing a piece about bukkake for Nerve. That was also the first time I tried to take "real" photos. The next two I went to, I asked Jim if I could take pictures during the filming for "artistic" purposes. There are usually about 80 to 100 men at the bukkakes. The rest of the photos have been taken in Porn Valley, Hollywood, Greater LA, Amsterdam, New York, etc.

8. You're really fucking hot. How many men proposition you online? I imagine you get a lot of e-mails like, "I'm into photography, too. You should come over to my studio..."
I don't get e-propositioned very much. I like to think I stick pretty close to my guns of not making myself the sexual subject, and I think that isn't very encouraging to men who might write emails to women requesting anal sex or spanking session. For this, I apologize.

9. You're really fucking hot. Do strangers recognize you on the street from your blogging?
No. At least, I don't think so.

10. What percentage of people do you think look at porn online?
98%.

11. Have you considered any e-commerce opportunities for your blog?
Yes. I meditate upon them daily in yoga.

12. What were you wearing when you answered these questions? (Make this good.)
A diaper. That's it. It's what you wanted.

Paul's Comments:
Thanks to Susannah for being honest about her desire to have sex with me. (She did say that, didn't she?) And if she thinks 100 pornos is a lot, she ought to meet my friend Santos. Nonetheless, Susannah did a great job and I want everyone to head on over to The Reverse Cowgirl's Blog with Kleenex in tow and tell her I sent you.