It used to be that only former pro wrestlers died at middle age. Now it's the wrestling managers. Elizabeth "Miss Elizabeth" Hulette, former wife and valet of Randy "Macho Man" Savage, died Thursday at age 42 in the home she shared with Lawrence Pfohl (aka Lex Luger), who was arrested on unrelated drug charges.

Miss Elizabeth worked inside and outside the ropes for the WWF (I absolutely will not recognize Jimmy Snuka's former playground as WWE) from 1985-1992, when I was 10-19 years old. Even though she got out-slutted over the years by the likes of Sable and Terri Runnels, Miss Elizabeth holds a special place in the heart — and the pants — of any male who was a teenager in the late '80s. (This was before the days of Internet porn, of course. I can't even imagine kids today getting excited over anything short of a gang bang.)

Here are my top wrestling chicks of all time:

Stacy Keibler: A former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader who was the buttoned-up Miss Hancock (say it slowly) in the WCW before taking up her skirts even higher for the WWF. If I could choose how I die, it would be suffocation by her legs. (Pictures)

Debra: There was something about her I always liked. Oh yeah, it was her tits. That and her mischievous Southern charm. Bad girl! Bad! (Pictures)

Sable: The painted hands on her breasts to win a "bikini" contest was one of the finest moments in wrestling history, trumped only by Roddy Piper cracking Snuka in the head with a coconut. (Pictures)

Terri Runnels: I'm still shaking my head at how Dusty Rhodes' son — who portrayed a character, Golddust, that made Liberace look like DeNiro in Cape Fear — married this piece of ass. (Pictures)

Miss Elizabeth: Sentimental favorite. Can't believe she went before Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young. (Pictures)

And, of course, I loved all of their personalities.