Below is a quiz to see who is the most loyal of PK.com fans. The person with the highest score gets the two tickets (worth $45 each). To participate, simply e-mail your answers to paul@paulkatcher.com. Official rules are below.

1. Which of these men was not on my list of greatest men of all time?
a. Wilt Chamberlain
b. Hugh Hefner
c. Gordon Jump
d. Rudy Giuliani

2. How many hot dogs did I eat after at least 12 beers and 12 shots on my 30th birthday? (Remember, I did not puke.)
a. 4
b. 6
c. 8
d. 10

3. I once posted an audio clip of a former Cubs manager who said this about his team's daytime fans: "Eighty-five percent of the fuckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here." Who was he?
a. Lee Elia
b. Don Baylor
c. Jim Riggleman
d. Jim Frey

4. Who do I credit as being the greatest TV neighbor of all time?
a. Cosmo Kramer
b. Dwayne Schneider
c. Larry Dallas
d. Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman

5. Which of these sporting events have I seen in person?
a. Bill Buckner's error in Game 6 of the 1986 World Series
b. Michael Jordan's 55-point return to Madison Square Garden
c. Jim Leyritz's 15th-inning HR in the 1995 MLB playoffs
d. All of them

6. When I did a review of chick mags, which one suggested that women "declare a series of hand-job-only nights so that all the amorous attention is on him?"
a. Redbook
b. Cosmopolitan
c. Marie Claire
d. O

7. Which Upper East Side watering hole do I call "The Dugout," because it's where everyone goes after they strike out?
a. Dorrian's
b. Martell's
c. Trinity Pub
d. Mustang Grill

8. The discovery of which magazine in a bathroom stall at work revolted me like nothing else?
a. Herpes Weekly
b. Red Sox Magazine
c. Playgirl
d. Martha Stewart Living

9. I was accepted in the following four universities. Which one did I graduate from in 1994?
a. University of Florida
b. Syracuse University
c. University of Southern California
d. University of Connecticut

10. Which of the following terrible TV shows do I consider the worst of all time?
a. One Day at a Time
b. Mets baseball telecasts
c. Cop Rock
d. Revealed With Jules Asner

EXTRA CREDIT: In order to keep my newer fans in the game, you may beg and plead at the end of your e-mail with a note of why you deserve to win the two tickets.

EXTRA, EXTRA CREDIT: If you bombed on the questions, here's where you can really make it up. For example, guys can send me a picture of them pissing on Shea Stadium. Girls, scrwal my initials on your breasts. Tell me a great NY story. C'mon, get creative. The tickets are free, for Christ's sake.

Official Rules
1. To enter, e-mail your answers to paul@paulkatcher.com. Do not post your answers in the comments area (though you may comment on the quiz).
2. All entries must be received by 10 p.m. ET Sunday, May 11. Booze cruise is Wednesday, May 21 at 7 p.m. ET.
3. The arbitrary method of scoring extra credit will ensure that there are no ties.
4. Not a New Yorker? Have some fun and take the quiz anyway. If you win and can't make it, I'll be happy to deliver them to a friend of yours in town. But I do not want these tickets to go to waste.
5, No part of anyone's entry will be posted on PK.com without permission.
5. This is a legitimate contest. I am not simply going to give the tickets to my friends. I want to reward someone for being a PK.com supporter.