How about:
"When you gotta go, just let us know"
"Your bidness....is our, business."
"Let Us Help You be the King of Your Throne"
"Taking your crap since 1983."
"Taking care of all your shit...literally"
Actual legitimate, well-qualified, bona fide bathroom humor.
This is great.
Matches...we don't need no stinking matches!
Holy shit, what the fuck did you eat last night?
When you wanna look dapper coming out of the crapper
"Whatever you Fall into at Royal Flush, You'll Always Come Up Roses"
When you've got a "full house," we've got your royal flush.
We're never bitter when you make a mess in our shitter.
Stolen from 'History of the World Part I'
"You look like the piss boy."
"Oh yeah, well you look like a bucket of shit."
Slogan:
"If you wish to have the Royal treatment, let our Dukes of doo-doo clean your pissoir and chamger pots with white gloves and jeweled plungers."
"The dirtiest place on earth"
we put up with a lot of shit... for tips, of course
Making you feel better about your horribly brain-numbing job since 1974.
We stand in shit vapor all night and then recommend fine colognes to drunken idiots who are trying to get laid.
We know who washes and who doesn't.
You wet em...We dry em...
You flush em...We brush em...
We'll wipe your ass for a dollar!
"One shake, or two, Sir?"
The owner lives in Flushing Queens
We aim to please, you aim too please
We'll help you lighten your load in our fancy commode.
I was at The Cutting Room on Wednesday night and, along with snagging a stick of Juicy Fruit from the bathroom attendant, I picked up one of the most original business cards ever. Help me come up with a missing motto, — or in this case, caption — for the Royal Flush company.
How about:
"When you gotta go, just let us know"
Posted by Joel at April 10, 2003 8:43 AM