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Friday, April 4, 2003

Fight for Cheaper Porn; Vote Libertarian
Thursday night I went to Coyote Ugly, as any sane man would do with Maria and Melissa working, and wound up meeting a vigorously dedicated member of the Libertarian party in New York. His points of contention now: the smoking ban in NYC and the crackdown of bars without cabaret licenses.

I know more about pre-World War II baseball than I know about politics, so I quizzed my new friend on his party's views.

"Where do you stand on porn?" I asked.

"We believe in all freedoms, and so we support people's right to engage in whatever activity they please," he replied.

"That's great," I said, "but I think it's too expensive. I think no porn should cost more than $9.95 per DVD."

He explained to me that Libertarian views were diametrically opposed to price-fixing, but that their influence could make a lot of taboo products more socially acceptable and end the government's monetary gain from their sales.

My friend Kevin and I had a great time with our Libertarian friend — who says the skies would be safer if everyone carried a gun onto an airplane (I reminded him that 200 drunks and 200 guns does not make for a safe commute) and that racial profiling, which I believe in, eats at the core of our principles — and at the end of the night he challenged us to commit to changing the world.

"Yes," said Kevin, "I'm serious about this."

I had a different take. "I don't give a shit. Who's round is it?"

You will understand my ambivalence to politics once you've viewed these 28 pictures from Coyote Ugly Thursday night.

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Comments: Fight for Cheaper Porn; Vote Libertarian

such good, clean body lickin' fun. libertarian or not, how can you say no to tequila?

Posted by jen at April 4, 2003 8:15 AM

I can say no to tequila, like every time I don't wanna barf. I grabbed a bar stool where a bunch of tequila had just spilled Thursday night, and I dry heaved from the smell.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 4, 2003 9:09 AM

Wow! Even politics seems aaasum on this site. I've got to get my ass over to New York, maybe we can have a political debate about porn & booze!

Posted by West at April 4, 2003 10:53 AM

paul, love the site, but what is with all of the pop up ads now a day's?

Posted by carter at April 4, 2003 1:51 PM

Where are there pop-up ads? On my site? Not my doing. Please let me know immediately if you see anything like that.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 4, 2003 1:58 PM

nothing poppin' up for me....

(there's a joke in there, somewhere...)

Posted by jen at April 4, 2003 5:04 PM

PK didn't mention that our new pal also thinks we should run for city council seats.

"Why not? We put up Kenny Kramer for mayor, and he got a lot of votes."

"Do you think we could win," I asked.

"Fuck no!" he roared.

PK would run on the porn platform, I'd be pushing to lower the drinking age... and we'd get swept into office.

Posted by kevin at April 4, 2003 8:51 PM

Man all the women at Coyote Ugly are skanks...the only resaon they look good is the beer, the low lights and the skimpy outfits. Catch one of them in the sunlight and you'll gag.

Posted by jj at April 5, 2003 10:36 AM

JJ, above all they have charisma and are fun to hang out with, which is more than anyone can say for you. And you're wrong to boot. I would rather you did not come back here.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 5, 2003 12:02 PM

And, jeez, what the heck's wrong with beer, mood lighting, and skimpy outfits anyway?

Hey, Katch: were you out on the town over the weekend? We weren't doing much drinking, but on Friday night we stopped in a couple of Midtown bars plus McSorley's in the Village and the new smokeless era felt like a frigging Sunday afternoon: bright, clean, and more than half empty. It didn't bode well.

Posted by Ken Goldstein at April 6, 2003 4:04 PM

You guys could run with Snoop Dog. I heard that recently on Crank Yankers he, or someone pretending to be his Snoopness, called a political party headquarters and told them he wanted to run for office. The pol said, well you do have great name recognition but what are your platforms. Replied Snoop, "I want to legalize hos and dopage."

Can anyone confirm this? Even if it didn't happen, I think the thought of this is funny shit.

-JC

Posted by JC at April 7, 2003 9:22 AM

Paul, I'd just like to see guys wake up and realize that the place isn't called Coyote Ugly for nothing.

Posted by jj at April 7, 2003 11:00 AM

I don't know, based on the photos, the gals at the Coyote seem cute enough. They're young, pretty, have nice bodies, their boobs haven't sagged, they're single [I'm guessing, but maybe not], and they probably make more money than I do.

Now I hate 'em too. Fuck.

Posted by bhw at April 7, 2003 4:55 PM

Paul, get your ass down here to Philly so we can open the Coyote Ugly here properly!

Posted by tb at April 7, 2003 5:57 PM

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