This past offseason, borderline Hall of Fame pitcher Tom Glavine agreed to terms with the satanic New York Mets on a three-year-deal worth $35 million. He should've asked for $135 million, or spoken to Bobby Bonilla, Frank Viola, Eddie Murray, Vince Coleman, Bret Saberhagen, Mo Vaughn, Jeromy Burnitz or Roberto Alomar first.
Shea Stadium, you see, is the place where careers go to die.
The line from Glavine's first start as a Met, a big, fat 15-2 loss:
Innings: 3.2
Hits: 8
Walks: 5
Earned Runs: 5
ERA: 12.27
I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told you so. I told you so.
heh...
Posted by erin at March 31, 2003 9:03 PM