No, I wasn't drunk the last half-week. I was only drunk Wednesday, Friday and Saturday nights. And 'Cuse plays for the Final Four on Sunday, so do the math there. (Brother Jimmy's west side at 1:30 p.m. if anyone's interested. Yes, I know the game is not till 2:40 p.m.)
Earlier this week, my web host was hacked by an evil force (probably a Mets fan) — blocking me from posting and preventing thousands of people from e-mailing me pictures of nude midgets — and due to her indomitable determination, I shall return with Crank Yankers and Rodney Dangerfield jokes ASAP.
I feel like Samson on Rogaine. Only I didn't spend $55 per bottle on shit that doesn't work.
Who are these thousands of people? and where do they get pictures of nudge midgets?...not that I'm interested or anything.
Posted by EJ at March 30, 2003 4:54 AM