1. Word has it that a you and a former lover videotaped a sex session. How did that situation come about?
Well, like all embarrassing moments, it started with alcohol. I was drinking, and we decided to rent something off the PPV, but nothing good was on, so we decided on renting the Spice channel for the night. The porn was cheesy as hell, and I blurted out how I thought for sure we could make a better amateur porn. And, well, there ya go. He needed no convincing; he had the video recorder out before I could say porn star.

2. Was the camera stationary, or did you have a videographer?
He held it, I held it, and then we did the tripod for a bit, too. It was a small camera.

3. What kinds of things did you do for the camera? Did you position yourselves differently to make sure it turned out good?
Sex with him always included different positions, but this time it was a performance, so more positions were used. I personally liked the scene where he takes me from behind and there is both of us in the camera with the look of pure sex going on. (Is it wrong to be a little turned on at the memory?)

4. Was there a money shot?
There was no money shot visible because it was sliding down my throat, and the camera wasn't that good.

5. Ever watch it, either alone or together?
We watched it together after we filmed it. I did not care for watching myself at all. But I was extremely turned on watching him in it.

6. Does it concern you that the tape is now no longer in your possession?
Oh, god yes! I'm constantly waiting for someone to e-mail me and say, "Hey, guess what I found today on Limewire?" I actually am really good friends with his landlord's friend, and I was tempted to ask him to sneak in there and get it for me. I guess I'll never run for president now.

7. Would you make a tape with me someday? I'd need someone with experience for my first time (um, taping).
Sad to say, but my amateur porn days are over. Alas, I'm off to dignify myself and go on to be in shows such as "The Bachelorette" or "Hot or Not" but I can coach you on your *cough* first time *cough*.