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Tuesday, March 4, 2003

Hurricane Warning: It's Mardi Gras
Well, it's been a whole year since drunk women flashed their breasts for drunk men. No wait, that was just four nights ago at Coyote Ugly. Nonetheless, today we celebrate Mardi Gras, which in English means Party in a Lot of Urine.

I've never been to Mardi Gras, and I don't plan to. The reason: the image to the right. Pictured are 400 guys and two women. One's ugly and the other puts the fat in Fat Tuesday. Guys, you can do better than that in a gay bar. One that doesn't smell like week-old puke.

The whole scene looks a little creepy and date-rapey, and resembles a factory of the most moronic by-product of gathering sexually pent-up, drunk men in close quarters (especially French ones): fights. Perhaps that's why comedian Dave Attel once said, "New Orleans has the same weather all year long: mostly drunk with a good chance of jerk."

That being said, the French Quarter, where I have visited each of the past two years, has its pros, which are, well, the pros. Like the late-shift nurses I had some beers with at the Velvet Dog at 7 a.m. (or whatever the hell time it was when the sun came up). There's also live music everywhere and no cover anywhere, cheap beer and friendly (if NASCAR-loving) tourists. And did I mention the hot dogs?

Among the cons are, you guessed it, the cons. The whole place feels like a sucker joint, with more people looking to take your dollar than a beggar's convention in Times Square. And the bars kinda feel the same night after night. The same bands playing the same songs at the same time at the same places. Wish they were a little more improvisational. Otherwise, it feels too programmed, relegating the patrons to feeling like just another insignificant $20 bill.

So why can't I wait to get down there when the Giants visit the Saints next season? 'Cause it sure beats the shit out of spending a weekend in Minneapolis.

Mardi Gras Links:

Chip's Mardi Gras Links — A guy who used to be — and maybe still is — a big fan of PK.com runs the best MG-related portal on the web. He's found a zillion personal sites from previous years and a bunch of new ones for 2003.

BourboCam — A webcam that's more than stationary, silent cameras. I've watched some hosted cable-access-type programs that are good for a laugh even when it's not Mardi Gras.

Playboy.com's Mardi Gras Special — Hef's crew is there every year. And they bring cameras. Hooray for them. I think those bastards are putting most everything behind a member's area, though, so guys might have to settle for the 12 trillion other photos of naked women available free online.

How Stuff Works: Mardi Gras — Apparently, the event is more than beer and breasts. Like anyone cares.

Mardi Gras Parties in NYC — A listing of specials around town from MurphGuide.com. I imagine I'll grab myself a hurricane somewhere.

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Comments: Hurricane Warning: It's Mardi Gras

LUCKY DOGS!!!

(those are the hot dog stands on every corner in the quarter for those of you unfortunate folk that have never been to nawlins....)

paul, i bet you could eat 10 lucky dogs! come on, you can do it!

i'm with you on the whole mardi gras scene...i love going to visit, but have managed to avoid it during the months of february and march for my entire life - and unless i have a ticket on the top of a float throwing the beads to the crowd and then going to a $5,000 a plate dinner afterwards, you can bet i'll be avoiding mardi gras in new orleans, still....

Posted by jen at March 4, 2003 8:44 AM

ah... the bourbocam... you just made me have a flashback to when i designed nolalive.com... thanks - i tried to forget....

Posted by erin at March 4, 2003 12:45 PM

I agree with you on New Orleans, even though I did have a good time down there years ago. However, here's what rankles me: Have you ever been to Minneapolis? OK, I know it's brutually cold, but it has a great nightlife scene. Tons of bars with an interesting mix of live music with cover charges and beer prices that won't leave you in the poorhouse. It's aptly nicknamed "The San Francisco of the Midwest" due to its diversity and progressive thinking. I've visited a cousin of mine who lives there and had a blast every time. This is a city that produced legends such as Husker Du, The Replacements & The Magnolias (not to mention Prince).

Posted by TTman at March 4, 2003 12:49 PM

There are two types of cities: ones people go from and ones people go to. Few go to Minneapolis. Doesn't mean it's a bad place.

But you can't have special without ordinary and to recognize the uniqueness of New York, L.A., New Orleans, Las Vegas, or Miami, ya gotta admit that some places just aren't as good for weekend romps.

Posted by Paul Katcher at March 4, 2003 1:07 PM

I feel like I have to stick up for the little guys here, being as I am from Kansas City.

I have been to Minneapolis and thought it was a riot. I loved Denver....St. Louis, Dallas, Tempe, Cleveland and Milwaukee. There is something to be said for cities that can be 'experienced' in a 4 day trip.

I have never been to the sprawling metropolis of New York City, but would love the opportunity to go. I have seen Chicago and Miami and thought they were a blast, but left angry because I didn't feel as though I did enough. Shit, I dropped just under a grand in Chicago in 5 days and felt like barely hit the tip of the iceberg. I think places where people 'go' are places that need to be lived in for 6 or 8 months at a time.....Just so you can say you saw it.

Posted by Andy P at March 4, 2003 6:01 PM

On any given night in NYC or L.A., there are 50 things going on that would be the coolest thing to happen to Minneapolis in a year. There are parties and openings and fundraisers and concerts and performances that won't even merit a line in the newspaper tomorrow, and still they'll be attended by more true movers and shakers of industry than most will ever meet.

I'm not saying you can't have fun in second-tier cities or that the people are bad, but certain cities are tourist spots for a reason, because they can pick you up and sweep you into a whirlwind of their own unique qualities. Certainly, New York, L.A., New Orleans and Miami have their own distinct attributes.

Posted by Paul Katcher at March 4, 2003 6:46 PM

Ahem.

Fuck LA...Chicago is the "second city"- with the best fucking summertime-in-the-city in the country.

Bar none.

And you couldn't get me to go to NO during Mardi Gras- did it once in college, thanks, never again. Honestly? For a girl of that age, it's scary. Actually, during Mardi Gras, probably for a girl of any age...

Posted by lucy at March 4, 2003 6:58 PM

Wow......great little forum we've got going here.

I guess a lot really depends on personal taste. I grew up in New York, and now live in San Francisco. I love both cities and everything they have to offer. But personally, I would much rather go to Minneapolis, Seattle or Denver over Miami or Los Angeles. Not that I couldn't have fun in Miami or L.A. (with enough money and alcohol ANYTHING'S possible) but I guess it jusn't isn't my "scene" so to speak.

Posted by TTman at March 4, 2003 7:37 PM

eh... jersey city kicks ass...

(oh okay - i can't keep a straight face...)

Posted by erin at March 4, 2003 9:15 PM

Granted I'm from a place that wouldn't even register on the map of anywhere anyone would ever want to go, but I've been to NY, Chicago, LA, Dallas, Denver, Miami, Memphis, Austin, Atlanta, New Orleans, San Fran, and many others. I most full heartedly agree with Paul that there is no place else like NY and no other place that I'd rather spend my time. In fact instead of going to Europe, expenses paid, with the family this summer, I'm going back to the Melting Pot.

Posted by Jaccie at March 5, 2003 12:40 AM

I'm not really trying to brag on NYC. I do that every day. What I mean is that New Orleans, as much as it lives and breathes off of booze, vomit and urine, is one of those unique places truly worthy of a weekend fly-by.

And I'm including Las Vegas and Miami in there, and saying that some other cities just don't have that magical something that just draws people who truly live. And I'm not ragging on those cities. But to have something special, you must have something ordinary to compare it to.

Posted by Paul Katcher at March 5, 2003 12:57 AM

I've been to L.A., San Francisco, Vegas, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, St. Louis, Chicago, Nashville, Memphis, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Tampa Bay, Charleston, D.C., Pittsburgh, Philly, Buffalo, Cincinnati, Cleveland and Toronto.

And yet, as much fun as I have in big cities, it still pisses me off to see all the results of failed liberal social programs everywhere: devastated neighborhoods, abandoned buildings (usually gov't housing), panhandlers, boozers, cokeheads, various incontinent bums, gangbangers, graffiti, trash, etc.

Sadly, liberals have utterly destroyed America's once-great major cities, turning them into welfare plantations by driving out high-income city residents and replacing them with high-cost residents. Then they turned most big cities into cultural battlefields by embracing every sleazy decadent trend from queer sex to porn theatres.

All told, I'm still a country boy at heart. I may come visit your city for a weekend, but if any scumbag tries to mug me downtown, I'll be sure to give him all .45!

Posted by T-Ro at February 4, 2004 2:43 PM
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