congrats, i will drink a beer in your honor...
Hey--
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Doo-doo-doo DOOO!!!
And by the way, when did Gilbert Gott Fired? I know who Gilbert Gottfried is...
Did I say Happy Birthday?
Okay, I really meant it that time.
And let's not forget other notables born on 2/28:
Bernadette Peters, Vincent Minelli, Mario Andretti, Linus Pauling, "Bugsy" Siegel, Tommy Tune, Zero Mostel, and Brian Jones.
So there. It *is* an important day!
Happy Birthday Paul! Thanks for the great site and thanks for being older than me. :)
Happy Birthday, Paul!
Here's to the next 30!
i didn't feel right about wishing you a happy one in the mister rogers comments (but did it anyway) so i will just say a happy 30th to you again here!
Happy 30th Birthday Paul!!
Happy birthday, with your wrinkling old balls.
Thanks for all the time I have to waste reading about your life and views.
p.s. but no really your old………
Happy birthday Paul. I don't know you or anything, but this is the only blog I read every day, so I guess I owe it to you. I'll be drinking some good bourbon in honor later tonight.
Ah, to be 30 again! Time to concentrate on your mind now, because your body is going to fail you miserably in the next few years.
HONEY! When did you put this gray hair on my chest?!
Congrats and enjoy it while you can. It is, indeed, a fleeting moment.
I think it was Churchill who said, "A conservative young man has no heart, and a liberal old man has no brain." At 30 you should be on the fence.
The more money you make, the more you will be inclined to quote Phoebe Bouffet from "Friends" who said, "Who in the hell is this FICA guy, and why is he taking all my money?"
happy birthday..........cheers to thirty more.
and i don't feel QUITE so old, now. ;-)
Paul,
Congrats on your 30th. I'm glad you have big plans for the next 30 because with your humor, intelligence and demeanor you certainly are going to continue having great success. Keep up the good work!
Paul,
Happy Birfday! I'm an avid reader of your site and just turned 30 myself last month. Keep up the awesome work and get drizunk as a skizunk tonight!
Singing in a Marilyn Monroe voice...
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to yoy
Happy Birthday Mr. Katcher
Happy Birthday to you
Have a good one buddy! The thirties are the best. Go for it. You still have time to do everything you ever wanted to do.
Happy Birthday, Paul. We here in Kansas will be drinking one for you tonight!
-ap
Happy 30th! Hope yours is better than mine was last week! hahaha
how could you forget that Mr. Ed the talking horse died on this date back in 1979? remember the episode with the real LA Dodgers? oh yeah, you're only 30, nevermind.
happy birthday!
I like to play this every year on my birthday....
Outside in the hall there's a catfight
It's well after midnight
I guess I'll be allright
I'm laid out on the floor
Drunk and poor
How much longer how much more
Rock me to sleep
Strong & deep.
The screaming cats they give me the creep
But aside from all that I feel no pain
Staring up at the ceiling stains
...Neon in the window
...Sirens far away
...News on the radio happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday
They're at it again next door
This whole floor I swear
They're out to drive me crazy
Not right now I'm high as a cloud I'm soft and gray and lazy
...Neon in the window
...Sirens far away
...News on the radio happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday
Fly me
out the window.
Somewhere far away
Singing on the radio
happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday
- Concrete Blonde
Happy Birthday Paul. We would like to officially welcome you to the brotherhood of Dirty Old Men. We are confident that you are over qualified for this non exclusive group and hope that you enjoy the first night of your new membership at one of our infamous shrines, a little place we like to call Coyote Ugly. Congrats and have fun!
WOW! Holy Crap...it's Herb Tarlek's birthday!!! I gotta give that guy a call!
Oh, and happy birthday to you too, Paul...
Here is your horoscope, birthday boy:
Today you may feel weighed down by some strange thoughts that enter your head.
(probably related to midgets)
Only time will tell if they are true premonitions or simply weird daydreams.
(should have stayed away from michelleswonderland.com)
In the meantime, you would probably be best served by ignoring them completely. Life is too short to play the "what if" game.
(this means, hit on some MILF on your birthday).
HAPPY F-ING B-DAY!
Happy Birthday! I am drinking a beer in your honor as I write.
Gilbert Gottfried!
HAW-haw!
... or should I say ...
AAAF-LAAAK!
(obtw, hbty ...)
i can't wait to read the post depicting the coyote ugly party ... happy b-day PK!
Don't be so quick to admit that you share your birthday with Eric Lindros. We could not unload that useless excuse of a hockey player quick enough (still can't believe that NY took him).
By the looks of the pictures, your birthday was a happy one :) Sorry that I missed it.
happy birthday!
Posted by michelle at February 28, 2003 1:03 AM