I love it when Roger grabs my ass!

With this hand I can poke your eyes out....

While Torre and Lui were looking and smiling at the camera, Roger was busy checking out David Well's enormous ass.

Lui is anxiously awaiting his next big break.....
"Do you want fries with that"?

Team announces May 1 Yankees-Red Sox game is Annoying Tourists with Camera Day, first 10,000 fans get a free roll of Fuji film.

I don't imagine they could give away film its so small and dense it travels very well... that would be like having Duracell batery day for the raiders...

"I very honor to receive hat with very strange character on it. Why old man touch my arm? Who man want to punch me? Can I meet tall man from Japan in Mini-Me commercial? He real godzilla"

The gay orgy had gone well

hey joe my thumb smells like your ass

Joe Torre hangs on tightly because last time he lost him in a crowd of chinese people and couldn't find him for hours.

Unveiling his new movie in New York today, Jackie Chan announced his next film "Shainghi Jackass" would have "more white people".

Matsui had originally hoped to sign with the Baltimore Orioles, but was simply unable to pronounce the team's name.

Thumbs Up in Japanese culture means "F&*k You, Yankee A$$holes. I now take all your money".

Liu's reaction to the news that the Yankees have adopted a "kill baby seals" program to be kicked off by a really pissed Roger Clemens who demonstrates his left fist motion.

Joe celebrates with Roger as he introduces the world's fastest working fry cook-- his secret weapon in his quest to claim the title of "Fattest Ass in Professional Sports."

Lets wok and roll
Yankees get new sushi chef
Yankees hire manager of Chinese take out
Samurai of Swat
I billion dollar or I commit hara kiri