Many residents claim the whistles are unbearably annoying, but Bubb Rubb defended the practice by saying, "That's only in the morning: you're supposed to be up cooking breakfast! It's like an alarm clock. Whoo-hoo!"

Can't argue with that kind of logic. I also can't do this man's delivery justice, and so you'll just have to trust me on this and view the video clip right now.

You also don't want to miss The Official Bubb Rubb Soundboard or the Bubb Rubb Info Center, which contains a host of .mp3 remixes and Photoshopped images of the member of Raider Nation. Also see the Bubb Rubb translation page.

Other Web Finds:

Nude Blog Awards — Kat is looking for submissions of the best T&A blogs. I'll show you a submission, bitch. Speaking of...

Read/Share Kinky Sex Stories — The question of week at Dirty Questions is, What's the kinkiest sex experience you've ever had? (And we mean with someone else.)

Chapelle's Show Soundboard — Flash audio clips from the Comedy Central show by the funniest guy I've ever seen live. Definitely click on the "Dog Food Tastes..." one.

Suckadelic Star Wars Breakbeats — Some dude I met who owns a t-shirt with a unicorn on it mixes music to Star Wars sounds. Wish he had a beat in there of Chewbacca passing gas.

Commonly Confused Words — Assure, ensure, or insure? That or which? Compare to or compare with? Read this so you don't write like such an ass when begging for sex on Match.com.

Quiz: Ass or Elbow? — You're presented with 14 images. Can you tell which is which? (Found on Gigglechick.)