Famous Ohioan Neil Armstrong took the biggest leap in the history of mankind, but he could be upstaged by another alumnus of the Buckeye State. The venerable Jerry Springer is planning a bid for the U.S. Senate, where his experience presiding over such shows as "Honey, I'm A Prostitute," will no doubt be an asset.
That's not the only news item of interest in this week of frozen testicles. Here's what else is happening around our increasingly frightening world.
Serena Williams Has Huge Juggs — Almost as amazing as her four consecutive major titles is this photo by David Gray of Reuters. Thanks, man.
Electronic Attack Slows Internet — In case you're wondering why it's slower to download porn today. Well, there's always tomorrow!
RIAA Wins Battle to ID Kazaa User — A federal judge has ruled that Verizon must disclose the identity of a man who was apparently committing horrid acts of copyright violation while using the best application for music-stealing and porn pilfering file sharing.
Front-Line Troops Disproportionately White, not Black — After a higher percentage of blacks died in Vietnam as compared to the U.S. population, the numbers have swayed the other way.
FOX 'Journalists' Ordered to Treat R. Kelly With Special Care — A Chicago TV news staff was delivered a memo to be very careful about how they portray R. Kelly, a good friend of a senior news anchor. Never leave a paper trail when doing something this stupid.
Porn Profits Attract Blue-Chip Corporations — How corporate giants are profiting off porn. Like Larry Flynt says, if only prisoners were interested in porn, he wouldn't be living in a mansion.
Man Beating Dog With Gun Shoots Himself — Let's play guess the state. New York? Nope. California? Nope. Virginia? Oh, yes.
Thanks for finding the humor in the news for us. We knew it was there somewhere ;)
Posted by meg at January 25, 2003 10:42 PM