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"Jesus, why do all the fuckin' Siamese twins have to move to my damn town?"
"gold lamé? more like gold lamea$$"
(that's all i have. my site's down and my mind is preoccupied)
Whoah shit, it's a behemoth! Quick get in my jacket before it sees you. Those things are afraid of tacky yellow things you know
Fuck Jared. Fuck Subway. The diet doesn't work.
"Quick, hide me. Ray Lewis is after my ass"
"Psst....Dad, is it me or is Mom getting taller".
Leave me alone!! Eat the girl next to me, she's got more meat!
"Can I buy you a fish sandwich?"
Two people fucking in public
"Jesus, why do all the fuckin' Siamese twins have to move to my damn town?"
Posted by mr. hipster at January 24, 2003 5:33 PM