PaulKatcher.com: Beat This Caption: Two for the Show

Comments: Beat This Caption: Two for the Show

that's just freaking scary man!!!

Posted by gnome-girl at January 15, 2003 11:04 AM

That's not a caption. A caption is more like this:

"Reggie just got word that Britney Spears' new snake has arrived in time for the show."

Or this:

"Simon shows off his soccer tickets in the guaranteed-not-to-get-crushed-to-death section."

Posted by Paul Katcher at January 15, 2003 11:37 AM

picky picky!!!

How about..........

I ate my neighbor for these!

Posted by gnome-girl at January 15, 2003 12:00 PM

Andre's fiancee left the room crying after he presented to her his idea for a romantic honeymoon: Eddie Money in concert.

"Bitch, I've got two tickets to paradise!"

Posted by Ryan Perry at January 15, 2003 2:08 PM

Paul Katcher's date for tonight shown with his two tickets for Disney on ice.

Posted by Dave Peck at January 15, 2003 3:13 PM

Saturday Night Live veteran Garrett Morris offers two free tickets to his off-broadway show "Baseball been berry, berry good to me." where he reprises his role as Chico Escuela the gifted Latin ballplayer.

Posted by Dan S. at January 15, 2003 4:10 PM

"Charlie Found the Golden Tickets to see Willy Wonka, Courtesy of His Dentist"

Posted by jen at January 15, 2003 5:20 PM

I just got my tickets in the front row of the endzone...And they are going to use my teeth as the Goal Post!!!

Posted by Matt at January 15, 2003 7:26 PM

1) Jimmy was so thrilled that Super Bowl tickets were still available he didn't even mind having to buy his teeth their own seat.

2) JImmy proudly holds up two tickets to "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind," his third-place prize in the Julia Roberts look-alike contest: Black Male division.

Posted by Ken Goldstein at January 15, 2003 8:43 PM

Hi, I'm "Chip", wanna buy some tickets!!

Posted by Jonathan Kimmel at January 16, 2003 12:02 PM

Since Patrick Ewing left town his brother Marvin has officially been labled the ugliest guy in NY.

Posted by Shay at January 17, 2003 10:12 AM

The public hanging of Trent Lott? I got front row seats!

Posted by Rob at January 17, 2003 12:24 PM

Congratulations to go out to Lester Molester for winning the "Beetlegeuce" look alike contest. Here's your last row tickets to ice-capades with Tonya Harding.

Posted by rob at January 17, 2003 12:55 PM

Guess where my other hand is?

Posted by JC at January 20, 2003 9:27 AM

"Got me 2 tickets to the Westminster Dog Show" "Gonna enter myself in the Pit Bull Category!"

Posted by Tom Everett at January 20, 2003 11:02 PM

Darnell was excited at his reward from the tickets-for-guns program.

Posted by Mike Di Zio at January 31, 2003 12:52 PM

"Warning: Playoff tickets may cause dental decay, loss of hair and excruciating bouts of facial tension."

Posted by Ksquared at March 27, 2003 1:32 PM

Oh shit, I just got two tickets for the welfare lottery
I got back seat passes to see some fine bitches

Posted by David at July 14, 2004 7:57 PM

Kunta Kinte gets two tickets for a boat back to Africa

Posted by David at July 14, 2004 8:15 PM

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Posted by Mark at September 17, 2004 3:20 AM


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