That's why a tear came to my eye when I saw that Amazon.com is selling an Ultimate Street Brawls video. Some may enjoy the high art of backyard wrestling, but there's nothing like a bunch of drunk white guys risking lifelong eye injuries because someone called Troy Aikman a bitch. And it proved that Jeff Bezos has absolutely no clue what's being sold on his site. (Though I hear he is very pleased with the site's sales of "The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men".)

Customers who bought the street brawls video recommend two others: "Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: What a Fuckin' Awesome Dude" and "How to Never Get Laid. Like Ever."

Other Web Finds

Wrecked Exotics — A collection of crash photos involving Lamborghinis, Ferraris and all those other models of cars that appear on that cheesy "Decisions" college poster. The only decision a recent college grad has to make is whether to use automatic or manual staple when making copies for 10 hours a day.

Poison's No. 37 NASCAR Racer — MTV may no longer be calling but, as recently as last year, the glam metal band had it own car run in the Pocono 500, which is like the Pocono 250, only twice as boring. (One woman's account of the race w/ photos.)

The Dialectizer — Translate any page into moron, Swedish chef, Elmer Fudd and more. See PK.com in jive. (Thanks to Joe for the link.)

Playboy.com Poll: Nation's Sexiest Weather Gals — Vote for the girl who makes your thermometer rise.