The intro of the site reads: "This group deals with women wetting their hair, during their beauty rituals, when they don't usually mean to get it wet."

In this case, "deals with" translates to the process of unzipping one's pants with one hand while clicking one's mouse with the other.

It turns out that the site is the sister of the Facial Cleansing Women Group, which has attracted less masturbators members to date (only 290), and may be an e-commerce project from a woman named Lea Foster, who has promised to "lather up" for a $25 donation. The day I pay $25 for a picture of someone washing her face is the day I take all my cash, put it in a heap and set fire to it.

Of course, the good news for people with such fetishes is that there is an anonymous place online where they can participate in "dealing with" unexpected wet hair and facial cleansing. But the bad news is that watching Neutrogena commercials with them has got to be very uncomfortable.

Other Web Finds:

Whatever Dude's Top Redheads in the Media — Perhaps the only web page in existence with pictures of Mrs. Roper, Danny Pintuaro and a cheesed-up Edna's Edibles-era "Facts of Life" cast photo. (Also see WD's top movie sluts.)

Pinocchia.com : Where Beauty Starts at Three Inches — These guys digitally alter photos of female celebrities and give them Pinocchio-like schnozzes. Example: Britney Spears gallery. I know, I'm very scared as well.

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos as "The Bearded Lady" — Screen shots of the model in the 1998 film Dirty Work, in which she sported a full beard. I am now going to eat another lunch, as my last one was just flushed down the toilet.

Joe Millionaire's Underwear Modeling Shots — For all you ladies and gay men out there who like pictures of hairy, beefy dudes posing for a company that sells "men's body and fantasy wear."