while his teamates cower, Ramon (#11) prays for the chance to test out his new prosthetic metal balls
Davey Jones, Conan Obrien, Randy Johnson, and an unknown actor all costar alongside of Denzell Washington (right)in his new soccer action flick
"Lorena Bobbitt's playing, too???!!??!!"
Why Circumcisions are not part of Sports Halftime shows
Dude, get that bee out of here I am allergic.
120 minutes of non-stop soccer, 2 Gallons of Gatorade, and still no bathroom break.
FILA's addition of soccer balls with large metal spikes in them has given new rise to the sales of armored cups.
The team's aprehensions about their new trainer, Olga, were confirmed when she started their annual physicals without rubber gloves or lubricant.
Tim, Ron, Dave, Lewis and Darrel look on in horror as they see Bob get kicked in the nads so hard that one of them actually lands in a fans drink.
Ewww stop, don't kick mud please, we are going out to the gay bar after the game we don't want to get dirty!!
Highlights from a recent San Jose Earthquakes Game. This Bay Area team managed to eclipse the rest of the M.L.S. league in attendance last year, although league management hasn't been able to explain why.
Menudo, on the set of their comback-tour video, show their fans some new moves.
Greenwich Village Gays are on the field
Opposing them are the Castro Street Cunts
J-Lo offers up some, but these guys know better
"Defenders line up during a free kick in the Kenneth Cole vs. Calvin Klein charity soccer match"
while his teamates cower, Ramon (#11) prays for the chance to test out his new prosthetic metal balls
Posted by at January 10, 2003 11:25 AM