The reality show is called "The Surreal Life," and it's just the latest in a long line of great WB network programming that includes the Emmy Award-winning "Seinfeld" (reruns), "Frasier" (reruns) and "Cheers" (reruns).

Other members of the cast include former Motley Crue singer Vince Neill, former child actor Corey Feldman, former "Baywatch" actress Brande Roderick and former "Survivor II" cast member Jerri Manthey — all perfectly willing to sacrifice shame for a reunion with their former bank accounts.

So, what should we expect, aside from as much cringing as I did watching five minutes of "The Growing Pains Movie?" In a recent L.A. Times article about the show, Feldman hinted at something akin to "Masterpiece Theater," saying, "I will honestly be very upset if [the show] has the appearance of making fun of any of us."

And I will be upset if Milli Vanilli doesn't perform at the housewarming party.

Other Web Finds:

• Invisibles Movie Quiz — They erase faces from movie scenes and you guess which film they're from. I could be wrong but I think the one with the Titanic in the background is "Titanic."

• Thatch Cay Island for Sale on eBay — 230 acres of beautiful U.S. Virgin Island is for sale via the same auction site on which you can buy a talking middle finger torch lighter. If I win, I'm renaming Thatch Cay to Thong Island.

• The Covers Project — A database of artists whose songs have been covered (think Bruce Springsteen) and artists who've done the covering (think Michael Bolton).

• John Ashcroft's Post-9/11 Press Conference on SNL — A "Saturday Night Live" parody of the attorney general having more questions than answers.

• Websites for People Who Hate to Read — Slate spotlights some of the web's best photologs.