My thoughts on recent topics:

Role of fantasy
This is why god invented masquerade parties, is it not? I guarantee you that for every fantasy you might have, there are people within driving distance who would be happy to help you fulfill them. Tonight! I guarantee it. Why it's so hard to connect these people remains a frustrating mystery — and why everyone should go down to Hedonism II at least once.

Can you learn from porn?
Not that I've seen any, but I understand there's erotic material put out by people who do not have perfect bodies or John Holmes-like plumbing. I don't know a single guy who hasn't seen his share of porn — and, frankly, I think the girls are lying — and if you haven't learned one thing about technique or grooming or have gained a better understanding of the many varieties of body shapes and colors, then maybe your dorm just wasn't as fun as it could've been.

Can you be friends with a woman without sexual tension?
Yes, completely and wholly possible. At some point you have to weigh the value of friendship and a blowjob and come to some sort of reasonably mature verdict.

Oral sex
What's not love? (Also re-read "Role of fantasy" section.)

Other Web Finds:

• Which Golden Girl Are You? — Let your inner Dorothy come out.

• Wrestler Lawler: Kaufman Feud Was Hoax — Now the three of you who thought otherwise know better.

• Extreme Cabaret Star Rachel Arieff — A New York-based wild child who combines music and comedy in such performances as Smokin', Tapdancing Grandma. I need to check this chick out.

• Gaywads, Dorkwads Sign Historic Wad Accord — The Onion reports on a historic show of wad solidarity.