One of the great things about bars is that women can be found there. The bad part, of course, is that sometimes they speak. That's why I go to bars with loud music, and why I'm glad my buddy J-No from H-Town sent me a link to Modern Drunkard Magazine's bar signs. The site contends correctly that when words come out, whiskey cannot get in, so it's important to be able to communicate nonverbally. For example, the image to the left illustrates the universal signal for "Shut your lip and order us a nip." Word.
Other Great Web Finds:
Clone Your Bone: The Penis Casting Kit — "Over here are my two softball MVP trophies, and this is my collection of old TIME magazines and, oh yeah, on the mantel there is my dick."
Tha Shizzalator — Translate any site into Snoop Dogg-speak. Not only that, but smoke will come pouring out of your monitor.
Tales of a Video Game Salesman — A retailer reminisces on some of the folks who've come into his store, having left their brains at home. (Thanks to Joe for the link.)
Oscars Telecasts Should Focus More on Breasts — The Candid Critic has some advice for ABC and pictures for the rest of us.
Jacko's Baby Drop Game — See how many babies you can save from hitting the pavement in this silly-but-you-gotta-try-it-once game.
Uncle Melon's Christmas Spectacular — Get into the holiday spirit with this very special People magazine parody.
Thank you for the Shizzolator, I spent Christmas day with my family reading the King James Bible Doggie style and laughing our asses off! Happy Holidays!
Posted by kiki at December 28, 2002 1:05 AM