In it, the Hedgehog discloses to having played Chopin for Axl Rose, to still wanting a Hepatitis-C-carrying Pamela Anderson and to (brace yourself) having given himself oral sex — but not since three years ago.

AMONG OTHER INTERESTING WEB FINDS TODAY:

• The Least Essential Albums of 2002 — Included is the debut effort from LMNT, a boy-band who I swear to god put on a lunchtime performance in my company's cafeteria and signed (or tried to) autographs after the show.

• Results From Caption Contest: Jason Giambi and Muppets — The one associating Gonzo with Nomar Garciaparra made me laugh out loud.

• The Jerk List — Includes everyone from the supposedly dead Rodney Dangerfield to the 4th grade teacher of the writer's brother.

• Lyrics to Ice's T's "99 Problems" — Me and the rest off my lily-white friends used to pump this on the campus of Syracuse University, laughing our asses off. OK, it was mostly me.

• Chris Rock: Sexual Harassment vs. Just Trying to Get Laid — The NY product says none of that Anita Hill-Clarence Thomas would have happened if the judge had looked like Denzel Washington.