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Yanks take 2 of 3 from the Sox. Suck it
He'll have all of October to work on that dumb stance
Auditions for Cast Away 2 began this week
Isn't drinking glamorous?
One of Maxim's 50 Worst Movies Ever. And this may not even be Stallone's worst (Rocky V, Stop or My Mom Will Shoot)
This week's interview is with Chrissy of YourDreamModel.com. Includes the word "flogs"
Kelley, another Detroit babe
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NYC LINKS
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MurphGuide.com — A daily guide to bar specials and events
Who's on First — Upper East Side bar with superstars Chaundra and Liani on Thursday nights
Mr. Hipster — Hands-down the wittiest bar and restaurant reviews in the city. If the Mr. Hipster hasn't reviewed it, it's not worth going to.
NYCBP.com — If you pick your bar depending on what hot bartenders are working, this is your resource.
NetworkingGirl — Christan's always organizing events for NYC singles to get in bed with each other. Go see what she's got going on this week. Also see her Singles of the Week.
NYsolo.com — Coordinates activities for busy New Yorkers. Use "Molly McMillan" as reference.
Dodgeball — NYCers rate bars and post reviews — and without the bridge-and-tunnel reviews that infect CitySearch.
* Got an NYC-centric site to plug? Let me know.
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No time for a top 10 this week. (I have to get some sleep one of these nights.) But I always appreciate topic ideas, so let me know if you have any good ones.
RANDOM WEIRDNESS
* Crocodile Hunter Movie Goes Under Christian Analysis — The moral authority gives the flick failing grades in sex/homosexuality, drugs/alcohol, offense to god and murder/suicide. And I was really looking forward to seeing it. (Thanks, Jim)
* School of Temptations — A guido's account of how he grew into being accepted at Temptations in Seaside Heights, N.J. Includes such gems as"This time I had a better idea of how to dress and stuff like that."
* Bloussant Breast-Ehancement Cream — I hereby volunteer to pay for this treatment for any woman who would allow me to apply it.
* Guy 101: How to Kick an Assailant's Ass — Pro wrestler Triple H on how to win a fight. A friend of mine once told me that people who get into fights are either stupid or have a low net worth. Exactly.
* True Porn Clerk Stories — A diary of someone who checks out video rentals and receives them after they've been "used." See if you're in there!
* 50 Things She Wishes You Knew — Check out No. 44: "I like porn." I knew it.
* Am I Rice or Not? — I don't give a rat's ass about cars, but you might like to vote on whether people's cars suck or not. Then you can print out a rice citation.
* Man Not Included — Private fertility for lesbian couples. Like you. (Thanks, Murph)
* Someone Pretending to Be PK — I need a favor. Would someone who knows how to use the MSN please e-mail this 14-year-old dipshit and tell him to not claim that his personal web site is PK.com?
* 50 Worst Movies of All-Time — I've seen only four of these clunkers, including Exit to Eden, starring Rosie O'Donnell in leather. I puked in my popcorn.
* Contest: Win a Date With a Juggy — Obviously worth the 60 seconds it takes to enter.
FULL DISCLOSURE
Interviews with fellow webmasters. Want to be interviewed? E-mail Paul.
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YourDreamModel.com
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When I conducted this week's interview with 22-year-old model Crissy, I was lucky that she wasn't all tied up — literally. This redheaded sparkplug is a bondage queen who will crack the whip on you if you've been bad. Or if you ask nicely. Let's see what she has to say about her budding career.
PK.com: On your site is a gallery of you posing in a graveyard. Was that the most attractive part of Detroit you could find, or is there something about rigor mortis that turns you on?
YOURDREAMMODEL.com: Every photographer for some reason thinks a graveyard is interesting. Personally, I don't get it. *shrugs* But I give it my efforts because I have to trust the photographer to try to get that one golden, perfect image.
READ ENTIRE INTERVIEW >>>
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GUYCRITICAL.COM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
A guy who portends to know nothing about women, but everything about the better sex answers one question a week from anonymous women using the GuyCritical.com service.
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QUESTION:At what age do you think it becomes socially inappropriate for a woman to never have been married?
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It depends how much stock you put into a number, which is all age is. It's not an emotion, it's not talent, it's not intelligence, it's not money, it's not even experience (being isn't the same as living). Age is simply a number, and those who do attach a stigma to it probably have never had a conversation with more than a PlayStation 2.
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THE SPORTSDESK
* 100 Greatest College Football Players — I think this list is based on career stats, because anyone who thinks Ron Dayne (No. 12) was better than Jim Brown (No. 17) or Barry Sanders (No. 16) is as delusioned as any fan of John Tesh. Also underrated: Charlie Ward (No. 70).
* 2003 NBA Mock Draft — An early look at the draft that will see Lebron James go No. 1. The expected No. 2 is incoming Syracuse freshman Carmelo Anthony. Let that be a warning to all Big East foes. We're gunning for your ass, once we clean up a few things on the police blotter.
* 82-year-old bowls 300 — Get this man a beer! And some Geritol.
* Dr. Z's Best NFL Teams Ever — Who am I to argue with the man who knows more about football than anyone, but are you telling me the 1972 Dolphins would be favored in a game against the 1985 Bears or 1984 49ers? The 1974 Steelers were unreal — Hall of Famers everywhere.
* Sporting News Names Derek Jeter No. 1 Good Guy in Sports — Is there any possible way this guy's life could be any better?
* NY Post: Tiger Woods Is a Gutless Hypocrite — When asked to comment on Augusta National's men-only mandate, Woods pulled a Michael Jordan and gave a saccharine answer of "It's just the way it is." This is the guy who Earl Woods said would do more for the world than anyone. What a joke.
* 10 Worst Sports Shows In Television History — Monday Night Football with Dennis Miller was deemed unwatchable, but my god, how bad was Frank Gifford? And now Madden is coming in. He sees about half the game.
LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE BRAVE
* Is Cantor Fitzgerald Exploiting 9/11? — Slate scrutinizes the company's ad campaign to recruit employees. Tough situation all around.
* My Jihad — Salon reviews the memoir of a holy warrior. Fucking jackass.
* Operation TIPS — The Department of Justice's national system for reporting suspicious and potentially terrorist-related activity is seeking volunteers to act as lookouts. I'll be watching your ass.
THE NEWSDESK
* New York, new hedonists — After getting freaked out last September, New Yorkers are getting their freak on more than ever. I don't know about that "terror sex" thing. I couldn't think about sex for several days afterward, as opposed to every two minutes before and presently.
* Brazilian TV show chains one man to six women — Ah, the joy of six.
THE WEEKLY LADIES
* Kelley — Another smoking hot Michigan model whose turn-ons include sex in public places. Mercy. Check out her rates. Only $75 for an hour of bikini shots. I've spent that money on a lot worse.
* Highlights from the 2001 V.A.M.P. Show in New Jersey — Why do I always hear about these events too late?
* Susan Bolson — A fitness competitor whose breast size enlarges in the offseason. Check it out in her bio.
* Tonya Paoni — Cast member of Big Brother 3 and America's No. 1 MILF. (Thanks, Chip)
* NYCBP.com's Camera Club — Guest photographer Erik Madden captures the scenes at two of my favorite haunts: Village Idiot and Who's on First.
NEXT WEEK
I'm not sure yet what I'll do next week.
Send your link suggestions now.
THE ARCHIVE
Missed a week of PaulKatcher.com? Shame on you.
Hit the archive and see what you missed.
Recent issues include Spring Break, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Before that we (un)covered Mardi Gras 2002.
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