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Hug someone you love today
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Now I know how Ludacris got his name
I swear on my life ... wait, no
Gene Simmons licks it up
Britney Spears on her way over to my apartment
Kelly Kole
Nikki Visser can't find a White Castle anywhere
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I found a few links that were commerce-related and thus the Business Issue was born. I'm not impressed either, trust me. Have a great week.
* Framed Enron Stock: Only $49.95 — Only in America would someone pay $60 for something that's worth 39 cents.
* Put a Pic of Your Ex on Toilet Paper They call 'em X-Wipes, I call 'em a godsend. This is one way to put a relationship behind you.
* Mullethead Action Figures — If you buy just one toy in 2002, buy these too.
* Despair, Inc. — A parody of the ultra-tacky motivational posters that are meant to adorn walls of business elite. You can even order the phonies.
* Yours Is a Very Bad Hotel — An online PowerPoint presentation to embarrass a DoubleTree hotel that supposedly screwed someone over.
* Someone bids $635 to rule FARK.com for one day — I'll let you take control of this site for $6.35.
* Playboy.com hurts company's bottom line — It's official, Hefner's site loses more money than PaulKatcher.com.
* Buffalo Snow on eBay: Only $4.95 — There's no guarantee it won't melt in shipment, but it sure sounds like a good deal to me.
* Give Me Money: The Useless Web Site You Pay For — Simply give money to the webmaster. That's it. The catch? Nothing, that's it.
RANDOM WEIRDNESS
* How to Diaper a Monkey — Personally, I prefer a method in which the monkey's ass faces out. Also works on grandmothers.
* The No Clown Zone — Includes a Scary Clown of the Day and some cool t-shirts for sale. Can't see this being a go-here-every-day site, though. That's what monkey-diaper sites are for.
* Clownz.com: Beware of the Grease-Painted Ones — In case you thought anti-clown sites were rare. This one has a clown comedy page with some Flash 'toons and a classic essay by Jack Handy (of Saturday Night Live fame — and fortune).
* The Geek Hierarchy — Published science fiction authors are considered the coolest of this elite class. That's right, the coolest. Check the chart to see who's on the b-list compared to those dudes.
* Picture of Michael Jordan's House — Or should we say compound? Anyway, this dude could have been cheating on his wife in the same room and there still would have been room to hide. His garage is bigger than my NYC apartment, and you'd gag at how much I paid for it.
* Uncommon Uses for Smirnoff Vodka — Lots of practical uses that are not highlighted in print ads featuring heavily drinking women in cool-looking apartments. The best part of the page is this "'Smirnoff' is a registered trademark of Smirnoff." Now that's enlightening.
* Phony Movie Posters — Mainly political and clearly right-winged. C'mon, no Bush jokes?
* Roadie.net — A site by and for folks who set up concerts so that a $75 ticket is worth it. And I bet they only get noticed when something goes wrong. I gotta think the perks are better than some food basket sent by your client, though. (Found this link at iScavenger.)
* ON_LINE the Movie — Premiering at the 2002 Sundance Film Festival, this film centers around relationships, porn and webcams. I'm sure it's better than whatever Julia Roberts is starring in next.
LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE BRAVE
* Wall Street Journal: My Patience Challenged — Tunku Varadaran, whatever that is, says good riddance to the New York Times' "A Nation Challenged" section. I guess his paper is perfect.
* Video From Helicopters Circling Towers on 9/11 (Real Player) — Hosted on the NY Times' site, this video was shot from helicopters sent to the scene after the towers were hit.
* Flag-raising statue draws criticism — They made a statue out of that Iwo Jima-like flag-raising photo of three men at the WTC — only the statue portrays one black man and one Latino. Some firefighters have their panties in bunches about it, saying it's not authentic (and who knows what they're not saying). People of all races hurt, saved, died, cried and helped that day. I say the statue is perfect symbolism. (See a picture of the statue.)
THE NEWSDESK
* Aguilera threatens suit over Internet porn video — Well, she should have thought twice before making the movie. No, seriously, anyone who believes that's really her in the video is a moron. It's Alyssa Milano.
* Anything goes at show on bodily functions — I heard this show was a pisser, but the ending was crap.
* Bush chokes on pretzel, faints while watching NFL game — Must've had money on the wrong team, even though Enron wasn't playing
* Sheen, Richards ready for matrimony — By now you know the news, Charlie Sheen is the greatest man of all time. Wait, maybe No. 2 to Scott Baio.
* Strahan would like to get sack No. 23 on critics — FOX's Jimmy Kimmel called Brett Favre's gift record-breaker to Michael Strahan more of a love scene than a sack. Good point, but here's another: Who cares? If my blood pressure ever elevates because of which millionaire own a pro sports record, you can put a bullet in my head.
THE WEEKLY LADIES
* Club Rubber's Christmas Party — Ho, ho, hoes.
* Desktop Angels: Models — I can't remember if I linked to these wallpapers before. They're nice to look at, but why would anyone want their entire monitor to scream "I have a lot of porno on this thing?"
* Nikki Visser — Thumbnailed pics on a site that I'm 400,000% sure doesn't own the photo rights.
* Groovy Booty — A friend sent this profile from a site that bills itself as a "groovy way to meet people." This stacked 19-year-old apparently likes sports, technology, video games and has a passion for cars. So, does anyone think this is a fake?
* Beer gals — Take a look at these big-breasted beer servers and guess the location of the bar. Then click "location" to find out it may be closer than you think. America the Beautiful!
* Julya Ried — Glamour, figure and fashion model. Includes a Concentration game, in which you have to memorize pictures of her hot bod to win.
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