Ike Hilliard caught a TD despite Cris Carter's dedication to god

Vikings fans are now relegated to watch the Snake Through the Nose Bowl

Need a spot with that?

Hands up! You're under arrest

WHEN GIANTS ATTACK

Sometimes I wonder why I enjoy sports so much. The Giants' 41-0 thrashing of the favored Vikings may have provided the answer.

I watch sports because one never knows what's going to happen. Each game is a drama without a script.

This wasn't a game I could turn off at the end and took a nap. First, I couldn't. I was in a bar dancing, yelling and drinking. But location was irrelevant. I am still shaking my head, contemplating how a team of individuals could perform so magnificently when the stage shines brightest. And I pleased that it's possible — in sports and in life.

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My favorite sports figure these days is Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, who netted $2 billion when Yahoo! purchased Broadcast.com. He's worth a little less now, thanks to the $395,000 in fines the NBA has levied against him for ragging on refs and assorted behavior.

Cuban not only makes the game fun, but he speaks his mind and doesn't act a certain way just because others want him to. And I'm pleased it's possible — in sports and in life.

Track fines levied against Mark Cuban.

RED ROCK WEST

Speaking of things that kick ass in New York, I found a couple pages dedicated to the Red Rock West Pig Roast.

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I'm not a huge fan of biker chicks (less attracted to biker dudes), but I'll take any hog riding a hog over the chick in this classified ad I found on SnowSurfer. Jesus, next time tell me when you're gonna make me barf!

SCOOTERS

So what's the deal? There's some huge invention coming out and it's just a motorized scooter? I don't even need one. I just bought my own ghetto scooter. It's perfect to ride to the liquor store to get some Ripple.

Have you ever thrown bricks at scooter-riders and knocked their heads off? I have. And thanks to ScooterDeath.com, you can too.

HOOTERS

I learned today that women with widely-gapped breasts are the self-righteous type. (Men with widely-gapped breasts are just fat.)

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Dr. James M. Nachbar's is kind enough to share with us his breast augmentation examples.

How can you beat these results?

Before: Very shy and self-conscious
After: Won $400 in wet T-shirt contest

Hell, win 10 more contests and you've got those boobs paid for!

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Joya Montiero: Where muscle and beauty combine

Vote for this hot babe as Ms. motorcycleindustry.com

A late Christmas present

Penthouse Pet Mason Marconi shows off her HTML skills -- and her ass

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