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What I will be doing with my next
500 hours of leisure time
Does anyone really give a shit anymore?
Julie Strain appears in one of every
three movies on Skinemax
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Something about
the holiday season gets me in the spirit of giving ... to
myself.
So this weekend I took advice from
a couple of eight-year-old booger-eaters and dropped $350
for a Sega Dreamcast and three games (NFL 2K1, NBA 2K1 and
Demolition Racer: No Exit). They're all great, much better
than Seanbaby.com's 20
Worst Nintendo Games of All Time.
And now I'm 2-for 2. Two days with the
system and two days spent doing nothing but sitting on my
couch trying to ram cars off the road into dynamite. Just
as I will do the next time I'm in Palm Beach County.
Would you actually admit to being the
World's
Greatest Tecmo Bowl Player?
TIME Warner was kind enough to give
everyone free premium cable this weekend.
You know what that means ... FREE
SKINEMAX! (I'm
recording this, um, movie, now. It's been on for 20
minutes so far, and I think I've already caught VD.)
Guess what comes up as the top site
when searching
for "skinemax" on Yahoo!?
Hey, Skinemax is one of the Top
200 Most Entertaining Things of the Millennium. But
since Star
Wars is No. 1, it's apparent the list was authored by
a total dork. No doubt the debut of I
Love Bacon should be in the top five.
I have good news and bad news.
The good
news is a lot of chicks
flash their tits when riding Splash Mountain at Disneyland.
The bad
news is all of them are ugly.
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